Ask Dr. Chicken about your gizzard

Which came first? The egg? Or the media celebrity expert?

During contemplation of gizzards, a new celeb expert was hatched. Dr. Chicken will be my professorial silent sidekick for this Wednesday's traveling worm show. This poultry paper sack will be the Mr. Peabody to my Sherman.
Born in the era of Dr. Spock, I've survived many experts:
  • Dr. Laura and Dr. Oz
  • Dr. Phil and Dr. Ruth
  • Dr. Frasier Crane and Dr. Henry Kissinger
  • Zbigniew Brzezinski
  • NPR's Click and Clack
  • "The Doyenne of Dirt", Ketzel Levine* 

Now I need an inanimate expert on earthworms with personality plus that can be created from very simple materials in under two minutes while kids dance the Chicken Dance, and volunteers from the audience assist.


Yes, but still not ready for the Ed Sullivan Show.

Bwuck,  bwuck-bwuck, BWUCK!

*She has the best name ever!

© 2013 Nancy L. Ruder with all rights reserved.


Kathleen said...

Cwack, C-Cwack! You cwacked me up.

Collagemama said...

Do you think Dr. Chicken needs wings?