Showing posts with label Kippered fish eyes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kippered fish eyes. Show all posts

4/13/2020

Self-quarantined for bad attitude

The wind picked up while I was on one of my Easter family Skype sessions, but the real chiller blasts hit in the middle of the night. Beer cans kept rolling and rattling around the parking lot. Of course, I had a coughing attack and sore throat, signalling the end. Back to sleep, one of the smoke detectors had a freak-out for no reason.

I was still staring at the cup of blah coffee when the maintenance guy left the note on my door. A person in our apartment community ... quarantined ... proximity... wash hands. Oh, crap. Even though my sinuses were protesting the forty degree temperature drop, I clearly needed to get out in the sun on what was likely to be my last day. AND I hope I cough as LOUD as the couple upstairs tromps in their apartment!


Texas bluebonnets helped some, as did a Coke from Sonic, but my grumpiness was still high as my temp was sub-normal. 

Back home I managed to reread the apartment notice. "...a member of our community has been directed to self-quarantine because they may have come  in close proximity to a person that tested positive for the COVID-19. This is a precautionary measure and does not mean that they have or will develop COVID-19." In other words, keep staying home, wash your hands, and don't freak out. Yes, somebody may get sick, but this is actually better news than my usual imaginings, and the action steps are still the same. Plus, I have plenty of canned low-sodium black beans and Minute Rice.

So I just took a nap.

© 2013-2020 Nancy L. Ruder

10/19/2018

History paused, or ...waiting for preservation

Sis, we were one of the Div. who stayed with the 9th Army last winter. It was mighty shaky too, our lines were spread mighty thin. By the way, the slide rule that didn't get home was probably a victim of the "Bulge." They picked off a lot of mail. You also remember how late it was during that time.

It's typical that Private Mastalir, (soon to be Tech Sgt. Mastalir), would attempt to mail a slide rule home to Nebraska for his sister to use in high school math class. That he posted it during the "Battle of the Bulge" was unfortunate, as it never got to perform calculations in Pierce.

Dad loved slide rules, and I remember how excited he was to bestow one on me in high school. Sadly, I have no idea how to use one any more, and no idea what those calculus algorithms were all about anyway! Still I remember sitting with him at the dining table long after supper while Dad demonstrated the slide rule's magic precision, efficiency, and cool design. Soon we would enter that ugly teenage daughter/square disapproving father dynamic, but at that slide rule moment we were still a team.

My WWII project has been paused while looking into storage and preservation options for the letters, photographs, clippings, and even ephemera! My order of archival sleeves will arrive any day now. "Ephemera tipped in" is probably my very favorite MARC field 500 general cataloging note ever:

EPHEMERA Printed material of passing interest in every day life (e.g.: advertising, ticket stubs, photos, postcards, programs, some booklets and pamphlets, etc.). Of interest to collectors because they are often the only record of many quotidian events.

TIPPED IN Paper, photograph, or print glued down by only a narrow strip.

The 1965 movie "Battle of the Bulge" was viewed sitting on the cold, hard linoleum squares of the next door neighbor's dark basement close enough to the t.v. to make us blind. It joins the "Outer Limits," the "Twilight Zone," some "Alfred Hitchcock Presents," and occasional "Wonderful World of Disney," viewed in this venue. The "Battle of the Bulge" had lots of tanks, but no intergalactic giant ants as far as I can recall.

Dad's letter from July 1945 referring to the Bulge and the slide rule sent me to the mildewed booklet, 102 Thru Germany. Dad and the 102d were not in the Ardennes region during the "Bulge." His cookies and letters from home were slowed, but still reaching him along the Roer with the 9th Army for Christmas 1944 and New Year's 1945. His letters from that time took 4-6 weeks to reach Nebraska, and I can imagine the agony this delay was for his mother, aunts, and sister.

I was so glad to find 102 Thru Germany already available online at Lonely Sentry. Dad's copy is full of stains and mildew. The 406th of the 102nd was defending the Wurm River between the towns of Wurm and Barmen at Christmas 1944, although the letters just say "somewhere in Germany." By July 1945 Howard could give more locations in his letters.


Had another one of those heart breaking letters from a brother (a Lt. in the Pacific) of one of my buddies who was killed. I had written the boy's wife and this letter was a thank you for what comfort that gave them and also a request for more information. They are so hard to write.





© 2013-2018 Nancy L. Ruder

9/30/2018

The History Mystery Tour is waiting to take you away

Thanks for the input and questions after part one of this story! I assume the "H" in the center of the needlework book cover is for my dad, Howard. Here is the back of the cover:

As for the "Three Musketiers," I have a group of photos:



The dates in November 1945 match with letters written from Wunsiedel and Waldsassen, Germany. During this period Dad was shipping home nailed crates of glassware to use for Christmas  and wedding presents in the future. Some of that glassware graces my dining room now.

What else was he doing? Staging small raids on small villages looking for evidence of weapons or black market activities. Playing ten different versions of solitaire. Going to  a nice beer hall in the center of town with a good four-piece band. Going a little mad after three years in the service. Wiring the florist in Norfolk, Nebraska to send hydrangeas "to the most wonderful mother in the world." And apparently walking around "our lake" at 5 p.m. with the "Three Musketiers."


On December 12, 1945,  Dad left for transfer to the 15th Tank Battalion attached to the 80th Infantry Division, the first step in his slow return to the States.

© 2013-2018 Nancy L. Ruder

9/29/2018

Dot-to-dot, part one


Above the hi-fi behind the sliding cabinet door you may be granted permission to peruse the shelf of grown-up books. Such splendid, serene, sustaining times as a kid flopped down on the living room carpet paging through the big books, smelling the paper and ink and binding, saving the images to memory. I still have three of those books, though I occasionally regret letting go of the first 25 years of New Yorker cartoons, and a history of chair design. Dad was good about answering my questions if I didn't understand the cartoons. Dad would also talk about cartoons in Bill Mauldin's book, though he rarely mentioned his time in the service.

 

He didn't say much about the book in German with the cross stitch cover beyond that it was a gift, which made it mysterious. Seven decades after the gift, and more than five since I suspected it held more than it told, I am trying to decipher the meaning of the cross stitch book. 

Title page
Title page verso


Inscription

Bookmark 
  
After V.E. Day, Tech Sgt. Mastalir remained in Germany eight months. For the first he was just grateful not to be sent to the Pacific. Then he spent his time moving from town to town, packing up, setting up, packing up, setting up. His letters are typewritten, and tell of guard duty, occasional raids, and his overworked state when the First Sgt. was laid up with severe athlete's foot. 

My own toes are tired after a long week, and I am fantasizing about texting in sick due to severe athlete's foot. My boss would not believe I am a severe athlete... That is all for tonight history mystery folks.

© 2013-2018 Nancy L. Ruder

9/24/2018

Quick, hand me the pliers!


Enjoyed my trip to the dentist this morning, which is to say I did not gag or have a panic attack. I was truly dreading my second crown, as the first about ten years ago was a ghastly experience.

Last evening I reread Pvt. Mastalir's description of military dentistry to work up some enthuiasm for the civilian type. Also some gratitude for dental insurance...

When Dad was finishing his Army Specialist Training Corp program at Georgetown University in December 1943 he woke up with a very stiff jaw, sore throat, and sore tooth. He went to sick bay, and the doctor told him he was cutting a wisdom tooth, and the upper tooth was biting down on the gum.

The next day a dentist at Fort Meyer told a different story. Dad's lower wisdom tooth was embedded in his jaw. The upper wisdom tooth biting down had caused an infection in the gum and tooth. The only treatment would be pulling the upper tooth, then treating the infection before pulling the lower tooth. So the dentist yanked out the upper tooth, and Dad wrote his Ma before the feeling came back.

"Treating the infection" seems to mean mostly gargling with hot salt water for two weeks. Dad was a lifelong believer in this practice. A couple weeks after the first extraction he rode the bus back to Fort Meyer. He got in the chair at 1:15, and was all done and back outside waiting for the bus at 1:45. It was the easiest extraction the dentist had ever done, and he was sorry he sterilized so many tools he did not end up using.

Dad gloated about his free dental work that would have cost $25 for a civilian! Not today. Not this civilian.

I always feel like a total failure at the dentist. The dentist, hygienist, and other staff are all trying to carve Mount Rushmore in my teeth with their  picks and mirrors. My tongue is always trying to knock Gutzon Borglum off the mountain.

For the first time in my life I was offered nitrous oxide. Glory Hallelujiah! Then Denise used a magic wand to take digital CAD images of my tooth. I just kept thinking it was like the Google street view camera car back there and I hoped it wasn't bulk trash day on my cul-de-sac. That and trying to remember who sang the songs on the Dental Oldies Radio playlist. (answers below)







Little Ditty About Jack and Diane--John Mellencamp
Runnin' Down a Dream--Tom Petty
Still the Same--Bob Seger
Open Your Heart--Madonna
Gimme Three Steps--Lynyrd Skynyrd
Hit Me With Your Best Shot--Pat Benatar


© 2013-2018 Nancy L. Ruder

9/23/2018

It's Saturday night and I'm reading about mumps

Army immunization register
This might not be healthy. Mumps are on my mind. I had mumps in kindergarten or first grade. It wasn't fun.  I had to stay home in bed for at least a week drinking ginger ale. Mumps was as miserable as chicken pox in my childhood memory.

My kids did not get mumps because they received the MMR vaccine. They did get chicken pox during a memorably miserable spell between Christmas 1987 and Valentines 1988 in Edmond, Oklahoma.  Worse, they shared the disease with an adult male at a Christmas gathering.

My grandchildren will not get mumps, measles, rubella, or chicken pox. At least if they are not exposed to the diseases, before they can be immunized. How would they be exposed? By a child whose parents opted-out of vaccinations. So this Grancy is grumpy about mumps.

Private Howard Mastalir came down with mumps the last day of basic training at Ft. Belvoir, VA.  He was headed to the hospital for ten or twelve days when he wrote his Ma not to worry.  He would miss his TMD [troop moblilization departure] for ASTP [Army Specialist Training Program] but was developing a soldier frame of mind. Who cares? Let the Army worry about it. Never mind that mumps can cause encephalitis, deafness, and swollen testicles in adults! There were other guys with mumps arriving in the ward, and guys with measles down the hall.

Lunching with teachers today, I learned my city, Plano, is a hotspot for nonmedical exemptions (NMEs), children entering school unvaccinated.  With this many exemptions the greater population is no longer protected from illnesses. Parents who have never seen a case of mumps are less likely to understand the consequences to the community of a mumps outbreak. Why have they never seen a case of mumps? Because their generation had required vaccinations.

From the Texas Medical Association:


Researchers identified 15 large metropolitan areas where more than 400 kindergarten-aged children have not received their vaccines. Texas has the most “hotspots” with four. Michigan has three (Detroit, Troy, and Warren); Washington has two (Seattle and Spokane); and Utah has two (Salt Lake City and Provo). The other hotspots are Portland, Phoenix, Kansas City, and Pittsburgh.
“The high numbers of NMEs in these densely populated urban centers suggest that outbreaks of vaccine-preventable diseases could either originate from or spread rapidly throughout these populations of unimmunized, unprotected children,” the study says. “The fact that the largest count of vaccine-exempt pediatric populations originate in large cities with busy international airports may further contribute to this risk.”

Dad wrote about getting lots of shots in the army. What were those immunizations?  Smallpox, triple typhoid, typhus, and a flu shot after the war ended.

In the prevaccine era, mumps gained notoriety as an illness that substantially affected armies during mobilization. The average annual rate of hospitalization resulting from mumps during World War I was 55.8 per 1,000, which was exceeded only by the rates for influenza and gonorrhea.  --  How WWII spurred vaccine innovation.



A little evening reading while you are sipping ginger ale through a straw. We each have a responsibility to protect ALL of us.




© 2013-2018 Nancy L. Ruder

9/16/2018

Trunk mail

Taking on the long-delayed project of "The Trunk." What's in it? What does any of it mean? Would it mean anything to my sons?

I vaguely knew World War Two was in the trunk, and that my kids did not want me to get rid of WWII. Specifically, it is WWII as experienced by my father, their Gramps.


"The Trunk" is a very heavy storage container slash television stand. No elephants. No magician's assistants or saws. Just a library cataloger on a busman's holiday.


I untied the bundle of ninety-nine letters written by my father to his mother with no plan to read them beyond recording his mailing address and some dates. My Grandma kept all Dad's letters in their envelopes, tied up with string. What a generational indicator! When was the last time you used string? 

At the top of the stack Dad is just a dorky college sophomore living on "Q" or "Que" Street in Lincoln. He had worked over the summer of '42 for a mechanical contractor in Grand Island and had a union IHCB&CLU of A Local Union No. 651 permit card. He enlisted in the Army Reserve Corps December 5, 1942, after eating a bunch of bananas to boost his weight to the required level. His enlistment certificate with photo and thumb print were in the trunk.



After a few weeks in Fort Leavenworth, Kansas, Dad is shipped to Fort Belvoir, Virginia. Once there, he learns about the Army Specialist Training Program set up by General George Marshall, and sends newspaper clippings to his mother in Nebraska about the program. Suddenly this kid from a town of 1200 people in Nebraska is living and studying at Georgetown University in D.C. for six months, August 1943-March 1944. He writes home about the wry humor and Southern drawl of his physics professor.

March to June 1944 are spent in Camp Swift, Texas. Dad sends his little sister photos of the UT campus tower. From Texas he goes to Fort Dix in Trenton, N. J. where he works the Philadelphia Transit Strike in August 1944. Dad's letter show he was still a nineteen year old asking for spending money, but at least writing home regularly. He was developing political, moral, and philosophical ideas of his own. A tension is building in the letters as he gets closer to deployment. He shows a commitment to keeping his mother informed to decrease her natural worries.

From September 1944, Dad's letters are sent through the postmaster of New York City from "somewhere on the Atlantic Coast." Signing a power of attorney and making financial arrangements for his pay and life insurance to benefit his mother seems to have clicked a switch in his brain.

I did not read all ninety-nine letters. To be honest, most are pretty dull. Dad enumerates the letters and packages he has received from his Ma, his sis, his aunts, his neighbors, teachers, and other townsfolk, and tells what he had for supper. He answers their questions, and requests snacks for the next boxes--candy, fruit cake, Aunt Ada's cookies, cheese, summer sausage, and popcorn. He reports that he cast his first ever election vote from a foreign country.

October 1944 finds Dad writing from "somewhere in France," then "somewhere in Germany." His unit moves through Holland into Germany. He clearly feels responsible to keep his mother reassured of his well-being, and through her his family and greater community. He lets them know he received and appreciates their letters. His commitment to easing the concerns of those on the home front makes me teary. But when he stares evil in the face, he reports that, too. In May1945 he writes from "somewhere in beaten Germany" about how nice it is not getting shot at.

A few letters are tucked into the stack that were written to other family members. A single letter to Dad's aunt, my beloved great Aunt Em, emphasizes how he is going mad and desperately needs to get out of post-surrender Germany. This is a much-changed writer, not just older, but more responsible, clearly exhausted, and injured by his experiences.

The last letter in the stack dates from the end of January 1946, still in Germany. 

© 2013-2018 Nancy L. Ruder

3/17/2018

Nancy Drew meets Mr. Fishburne

Who is this guy???

Fishburne, Larry
Fishburne, Larry, 1961-
Fishburne, Larry, III
Fishburne, Larry, III, 1961-
Fishburne, Lawrence
Fishburne, Lawrence, 1961-
Fishburne, Lawrence, III
Fishburne, Lawrence, III, 1961-
Fishburne, Laurence
Fishburne, Laurence, 1961-
Fishburne, Laurence, III
Fishburne, Laurence, III, 1961- is our Library of Congress heading winner. 


Unknotting chains is a strangely satisfying, time-consuming, challenging part of my job. Cleaning accumulations from my home closets, drawers, and cupboards does not spark joy. But cleaning them out of the library catalog does. I'm even willing to cooperate with the authorities--the Library of Congress authorities to get rid of bad actors. Not evaluating Mr. Fishburne as an star on stage or screen, just as a troublemaker in the library catalog!

To celebrate this unknotting, I might even watch "Last Flag Flying," the DVD that brought this snarl to my attention.

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670__ |a Higher learning, c1995: |b container (Laurence Fishburne)
670__ |a Internet Movie Database, Feb. 6, 2003 |b (b. 30 July 1961 in Augusta, Ga.; sometimes credited as: Laurence Fishburne III, Lawrence Fishburne III; changed his name from Larry to Laurence in his films in 1991)
670__ |a Wikipedia, Apr. 27, 2011 |b (Laurence Fishburne; b. Laurence John Fishburne III, July 30, 1961, Augusta, Ga.; actor, playwright, director, and producer)
670__ |a Laurence Fishburne WWW site, Apr. 27, 2011 |b (Laurence Fishburne; b. July 30, 1961, Augusta, Ga.)
670__ |a African American National Biography, accessed December 23, 2014, via Oxford African American Studies Center database: |b (Fishburne, Laurence; stage / screen actor; born 1961 in Augusta, Georgia, United States; attended the High School of the Performing Arts in Manhattan; became most visible in the late 1990s, playing the character Morpheus in The Matrix (1999); won the role of Tyrone Clean Miller in Francis Ford Coppola’s Apocalypse Now (1979); won the 1992 Tony Award for Best Actor for his performance in Two Trains Running; nominated for an Oscar for What’s Love Got to Do with It in 1993; won an Emmy Award for his play in the short-lived television series Tribeca Stories; NAACP awarded him the Image Award (1998) for his starring role in Miss Evers’ Boys (1997); was selected as an ambassador for the United Nations International Children’s Fund (UNICEF) (1996))
670__ |a Cornbread, Earl and me, 2016: |b title frame (Laurence Fishburne III
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985__ |c OCLC |e LSPC




© 2013-2017 Nancy L. Ruder

1/30/2017

No eels is good eels

Swimming upstream all week against the eels and the executive orders. My eel anxiety is totally irrational. My executive order anxiety is sane and prudent.

The eels are not in my overalls. The lemon is not there either. I checked. I've been looking everywhere for the lemon. It is not in the fridge, freezer, pantry, or car trunk. It did not roll into the laundry closet.

Eric Clapton is singing, "I lost the lemon, but I did not buy the tartar sauce." My jaunt to Tom Thumb was specifically to buy tartar sauce for the tilapia, but then I was ambushed by a hoard of cookie-pushing Girl Scouts.

Winston and Julia did not have rodents down their overalls, nor Bounce dryer sheets. The rats were in a cage hooked to Winston's face.


And now back to the big closet cleanout.


© 2013-2017 Nancy L. Ruder

10/30/2016

Scrambled goldfish

"Maybe if you bought a goldfish your life would be more perky,"said the sneering plastic figurine balanced on my shoulder as I stared at the cracked egg 's happy yellow yolk. The coffee had not kicked in, and the fiendish bobblehead accurately read my perkiness deficit.

It's not pretty after a late night trying to win the next level on Ancestry.com. Your attitude stinks. Ain't nobody gonna tossle your hair and take you fishing, Opie. You can't keep hiding from current events in the upper branches of your family tree.

But still, there are some great names for imaginary goldfish in the high branches. Just today I found Keziah  Cooley. Elizabeth Knott Strange would be perfect for a molly. Patsy, Polly, and Phoebe are guppies. Maybe I should buy some neon tetras, since I have good names for them:

  • Bede is short for Obediance
  • Mitty is a nickname for Submit
  • Wealthy is short for paying the rent
  • Nellie is short for Eleanor
  • Bessie Veronica is just perfect for an early silent movie star
  • Minnie is short for Hermione
  • Hitty is short for Mehitabel
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The coffee begins its magic. I could be Keziah Cooley, Private Detective.... 



© 2013-2016 Nancy L. Ruder

10/20/2016

Potsherds, POTUS, and hash browns



"Niggling" has nothing to do with eels, That's the good news. Something has been niggling in my brain. It's a relief to know that eels, one of the few creatures that completely creep me out, are not involved. Can you imagine if you went to your precinct polling place at seven a.m. on November eighth  and it was full of eels?! Can this nightmare of a presidential campaign get any creepier?

"Sniggling" is a crossword puzzle answer for the clue "catching eels by hand." Banish that visual! Don't trap me in that weir! We are here to talk about politics, potshards, and hash brown potatoes. We are here to talk about casting ballots, not about smashing crockery against the kitchen walls.

In Mrs. Williams' Graeco-Roman history class we learned the backstory of ostracism. Yesterday's New Yorker Borowitz Report satire blog post said President Obama had signed an executive order requiring the loser of the presidential election to leave the country November ninth so healing could begin.  Niggle...niggle...

The ancient Athenians voted to banish persons deemed threats to their liberties, their democracy, their government. Voters scratched the names of those dangerous persons on bits of broken clay pots (reduce, reuse, recycle, remove!) and whoever received a significant pile of potsherds had to hit the road, Jack, for ten years.

Bits of broken pottery are called potshards or potsherds by archaeologists, and etymologically known as ostracons for the ancient Athenians. Being ostracized in Athens was more extreme than sitting alone in the dismal January noon junior high cafeteria while the popular kids were hurling canned peas at the frosty windows with spoon catapults. Ostracism was an ancient Athenian badge of popularity, persuasion, and power while being shown to the EXIT. That's why the junior high pea-catapulters gloated all the way to the principal's office!

8/11/2016

Demented emoticons drive dump trucks


:-)


Teeny tiny Tonkas queue to bring loads of itty bitty problems and catalog snarls to dump across my desk and keyboard. What to I do but give a demented emoticon smile and nod and thank the library gods for catalog maintenance job security?

So many codes of happy faces and smileys and Munch's "Scream" emojis filling up our brains -- I bet that was the space where the Polynesians stored their star navigation knowledge.

Grandma used to sign her birthday cards "X O X", probably my introduction to symbols. Hugs and kisses from Grandma were loaded with flavors, scents, sounds, along with the hugs.  I thought understanding the symbols meant I was reading.

If you are happy and you know it, use your thumbs to type text messages. Yes, your old thumbs can learn new tricks. The piling on of cataloging weirdness will abate. Then we will all dot i with pinky-purple hearts and smiles.

 I'm so happy I could cry listening to The House at the Edge of Night audiobook. 

:-)

© 2013-2016 Nancy L. Ruder

3/18/2016

Out of sink


I have been out of sync for a few days, barely capable of essential human functions like double-sided copying on legal-size paper.

  • Casseroles conspire to overflow in the oven. 
  • DVD player won't say "ah" and let me extract trapped disc.
  • AT&T bills me for plan changes I never made, leading to many evening online customer service chats to remedy the situation. 
  • Blogger even hates me and won't display my "dashboard".


It's clearly time for some probiotics.


© 2013-2016 Nancy L. Ruder

1/16/2016

Omens with/without alligators

The white dribbled from the cracked shell right down the tiny space between the kitchen counter and the side of the range. That the oven was preheating was a bonus/curse. I could not move the darn major home appliance to clean up the mess. Still, with enough baking and broiling the egg white might petrify and prock off.*

It was not a good beginning, and I was already rattled about the alligator recipe dream. I mean really, how many limes does it take to marinate alligator steaks? Why doesn't my cell phone ever work in dreams?

Did I start the day over, as we used to advise the preschoolers? No. I went forth into the world and got a ticket in a school zone. Truly, I shoulda stood in bed.

Standing on the bed to dust the ceiling fan, I remembered how Grandma Halma broke her hip falling off a stepstool when balancing herself with a broomstick to replace the bulb in the hanging light over the chenille bedspread in the pink room. Grandma did not have a smart phone or a life alert button. She dragged herself through the house to the telephone in the living room to call  0 for operator. Halma coulda cooked a mean alligator, though.

"Prock off" was a weird expression used by Halma. Scabs prock off. Crusty stuff procks off surfaces. I can't find an origin for the idiom when things dry up, crumble, and fall away.

Reading Rick Moody's Hotels of North America consisting of fictional online motel ratings posts brings me to consideration of crusty stuff procking or not off. I nod, gasp, and chuckle behind my hand. My own essay collection of childhood vacations, "Memories of the Blue Fox Motel," still hasn't got past the title page.

We coulda, shoulda, woulda played  or ploud.

Halma played pinochle, cribbage, bridge, and any game that was going. [I am a card game failure. After Crazy 8s it just didn't connect.] In the blink of an eye between rounds, Halma would whomp up a midnight supper of pressed chicken sandwiches, or steamed tamales.

Just finished Empire of Deception, the account of frauds and swindles perpetrated by Leo Koretz in 1920's Chicago. Koretz out-ponzied Ponzi, and set a shining example for Bernie Madoff. The more things change, the more they stay the same.


© 2013-2016 Nancy L. Ruder

12/05/2015

If at first you don't succeed

Opening night and world premiere of the Dallas Opera's "Becoming Santa Claus" was a strange and wonderful event. To begin with, I dribbled toothpaste on my black opera attire, and had to start over dressing in my dark chocolate opera outfit. We will not even get into my failed frozen pumpkin experiment except to say the thawing sections are too gooey for the intended bird feeder craft project. Now I'm attempting a slow drying in a low oven. The theme of the day is Plan B.


The Dallas Opera commissioned Mark Adamo to create a Christmas opera in hopes it would become a reliable Nutcracker/Christmas Carol/Polar Express-style annual money-maker. I admire the motivation, but I'm not sure they succeeded.


Good news first--the production has successful sets and costumes designed by Gary McCann.  It's quite Through the Looking Glass, complete with portraits that express more emotion than the living characters.


Bad news is the intentionally shrill, shrieking music, especially the vocal parts of the elves. I don't expect new operas to be hum-friendly toe-tappers, but they should not cause physical pain! Oh, and the wigs looked like they came from Party City.

I remain fascinated by the huge collaborative undertaking required to create a new opera or a new production. For the 50th season of the Dallas Opera local sculptors Tom Orr and Frances Bagley were invited to design the sets and costumes for Verdi's "Nabucco", and the results were stunning. Attending the premiere of the Dallas Opera's commissioned "Moby Dick" with mind-blowing projections was an amazing five star experience. Already in 2015 the Dallas Opera presented two brand-spanking-new very successful operas, "Everest" and "Great Scott". The mountain-climber opera made the audience part of the oxygen-deprived challenge. "Great Scott" was a delightful Rossini-does-NFL soap, enjoyable and even thought provoking, but nothing I can hum. Of course I am basically tone deaf.

In all of those bold ventures the Dallas Opera  created works where I felt totally engaged. At "Becoming Santa Claus" there was no personal engagement, no emotional connection, no likeable characters, and no transporting music. I kept trying to imagine any child of my acquaintance sitting through it (with no potty breaks or snacks).

I sincerely hope the Dallas Opera can do a major reworking of this opera to fulfill the possibilities of an annual family tradition/money-maker. And this time Dallas Morning News opera critic Scott Cantrell and I agree!


© 2013-2015 Nancy L. Ruder

11/02/2015

DIY Penicillin

Brought the sealed buckets of soap berries, Eve's necklace seed pods, bur oak acorns, and seed pods from the outdoor storage for the family craft fun. The last bucket from the closet was unlabeled. Pinecones? Magnolia seed grenades? What would be inside?

BWWAAkkkkWwazzz!

Halloween was yesterday. So what's up with this? Fuzzy tofu? Sprouted geodesic domes? Gnome parkas? Spore Wars? DO NOT inhale!

I was so scared I didn't even whip out my camera. That's a bad sign.

What does one do with a big dang tub-o'-mold? Can I put it in the organic waste collection? Hazardous waste? Don't make me call the EPA! AND don't make me do Science Fair!

Bwah-haah-hah-ha!

The library got a cool new kids book, Fungi, by Judy Wearing. It has the right amount of information for a child doing a report, and way more than I can fathom in a single sitting. Great photos, but too many of the text boxes are black on a dark background--jazzy but unreadable.


© 2013-2015 Nancy L. Ruder

9/14/2015

Soggy Fish Toss and other simple pleasures

I've been in throwback heaven the past two days, teaching catch and release fish-themed family club sessions. This fishy flashback was educational, with fun information for parents as well as kids. That's always a trick, as any Hollywood exec will tell you.

At the end of the short presentation we sat in a circle and the kids told me their "fish stories". A couple were of the how-big-was-it-really variety, but most were of the we-used-to-have-four-fish-but-now-we-have-two sort. I heard about bettas and Siamese fighting fish, fish as big as refrigerators, and fish eaten by dinosaurs. Yes, we have no piranhas. We have no piranhas today.

To prepare for the session, I needed fish, real live fish, from the creek. This was not an elegant, graceful operation, but I didn't get eaten alive by chiggers. Amen. And I did not fall in. Amen, Lord! I netted over a dozen tiny fish and a whole lot of sediment.  If they took nothing else away, I hope kids learned that the smart, big fish swim too far out for old ladies to catch with a net!

The kids learning to read were hilarious as they sounded out the names of Texas game fish. One little fellow caught a "Ready Are". That would be a redear sunfish. We were using fishing poles with magnets to catch fish in an imagination river made from my friend Kokila's beautiful blue sari fabric. Magnet fishing was a favorite feature of birthday parties in the Sixties. You should not practice fly casting while magnet fishing. You could really hit somebody in the head. On the good side, you will not have to go to the emergency room with a fish hook caught in your earlobe!

Today's paper fish were images from Texas Parks and Wildlife, laminated, and with a paperclip attached. For added realism, we measured our catches with a ruler before throwing them back in the river. We didn't step into the sari "river" since we were not wearing life jackets. Safety first!

A sub-theme of this lesson was patterns/templates. If you want to make a set of tangram shapes, there is a template, and there are several ways to use the seven shapes to form a fish.


The whole session was inspired by the pattern of that Sixties birthday party, right down to the fish cake courtesy of Baker's Coconut. Memories of my mom, Fritzi, and her creative preparations for low budget birthday parties made me smile. Remembering how my dad, Howie, got all teary-eyed during those Take Me Fishing tv spots made  me wish I could time travel back to when his dad took him fishing in Willow Creek.


But what about the Soggy Fish Toss, you ask! Soggy Fish Toss is a totally free-form activity everybody loves on a warm day. All you need are a couple tubs of water, some hula hoops, and some cleaning sponges cut into fish shapes. The hula hoops on the ground can be the tees or the greens in this game, or both. Tossing fish is fun. Squeezing fish sponges is good for motor skills, but mostly fun. Hitting your daddy with a soggy fish sponge is terrific fun for every generation.

On a different throwback note, I read this book review Saturday. Good thing I was not drinking a carbonated beverage, as it would have shot out my nose.

© 2013-2015 Nancy L. Ruder

5/31/2015

A watery week... a watery month...

A walk to the pier makes the granddoggy thirsty. Walks make everybody happy, as the grandbaby mostly doses and the rest of us soak up New Jersey sunshine. We even manage the errands on foot, something rarely even tried in Texas suburbia.


Behind us is One World Trade Center, now the tallest building in the Western Hemisphere at 1776 feet tall. But does it have doggy water fountains??

Back at work, all our rain has created a new gravel bar in the creek. All the turtles and the male mallards consider it a fine amenity





This is Bob Woodruff Park in east Plano, site of many cross country races and the former launch site of the Plano Balloon Festival. At the picnic pavilion on the highest point a "Frozen" theme birthday party was carrying on with the soundtrack playing and a poor guy dressed in an inflated Olaf costume.

The system of parks, nature preserves, and trails in the Rowlett Creek watershed are designed to contain the water in the event of the wettest May on record. City planners, engineers, and the Corps of Engineers get a lot of grief. Our recreation options might be limited in the short term future, but the system seems to work.


© 2013-2015 Nancy L. Ruder

5/07/2015

Reptile risk management with Monty Python

Nobody expects the venomous Texas reptile.

Nobody expects the venomous Texas reptile because our governor is busy anticipating a federal military takeover of the Lone Star State.


The biggest dang snake I've ever seen outside a herpetarium was the Texas rat snake on my condo patio, going about its business eating rodents. I should have sent a lovely handwritten thank you note instead of obsessing about the snake getting into my dryer vent and eating my laundry.

Plano parks may now have laminated printouts posted suggesting prudence with regard to snakes. And that should be enough. Yes, a pretty teen was bitten by a snake in a Plano park, and we should protest and ...


  • Get out there wearing appropriate footwear and enjoying our amazing parks.
  • Remember you are the outsider, and respect the creatures in their environment.
  • Be in awe of their natural camouflage and how perfectly they are suited to their habitat.
  • Don't blame the snake.
  • Worry about fracking, global warming, blue plastic bags caught in trees and fences, and black widow spiders in old-timey outhouses with Nancy Drew, Ned, Bess, and George. 
  • Worry about identity theft because of a data security breach at Park'N'Fly. 
  • Fret about giant mutant rodents in your dryer vent with teen sleuths.


Sweet dreams!


NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise!... Surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency! Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Hmf... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surpr... I'll come in again.


© 2013-2015 Nancy L. Ruder