No year in my memory, at least not since I escaped Millard Lefler Junior High, has needed ravenous, swamp dwelling fictional reptiles like this one, 2020.
Snakes, dragons, and alligators remind this reader that irreverent humor and satire are essential to good mental health in this messed up moment. Still, keep wearing your mask and using vodka hand sanitizer. And remember, next to bleach injections, laughter is the best medicine.
Squeeze Me, by Carl Hiaasen: Skink, the former governor of Florida, hides out from the world in the Florida swamp just a bit down the road from the POTUS golf course. Enter a female wildlife relocation expert and very hungry pythons.
Highfire, by Eoin Colfer: Vern, the last-of-his-kind fairy tale dragon hides out from the world in the Louisiana bayou bingeing on Netflix. Enter a crooked sheriff, and let the airboats explode.
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