Frequent fliers can get a pass through airport security with something called TSA-Precheck. But can frequent blog comment writers get a pass through robot security??? NO!
I am not now and have never been a robot. I don't fuss much about taking off my shoes, placing liquids in tiny bottles in ziplock bags, and emptying my pockets. Squinting at the little numbers keeps getting more tricky.
Which reminds me it is just one day and forty years since Tricky Dick made the statement, "I am not a crook." You can watch that speech here. As for McCarthy era loyalty oaths of the not now and never have been variety, check here.
© 2014 Nancy L. Ruder