Do not talk to me before nine.
Okay, maybe three shirts in different colors* so I don't have to do laundry every night. I like the ambiguity of not specifying a.m. or p.m. On the back of the shirt it should say:
Don't make me pick up the phone.
You know how to email.
You aren't Lindsey Graham.
*Cheerios yellow, Wheaties orange, Frosted Flakes blue
© 2013-2015 Nancy L. Ruder
2 comments:
This reminds me that a friend I used to work with in the bookstore came up with the idea for a shirt she'd like to wear, similarly with no comments. It would just read "You're 86'd."
You might have to work in retail to appreciate the beauty and simplicity of this.
Oh, yes! (To everything!) I remember Lamp Chop. I also love my job(s)! And all kinds of 1) cereal 2) forts.
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