Do not talk to me before nine.
Okay, maybe three shirts in different colors* so I don't have to do laundry every night. I like the ambiguity of not specifying a.m. or p.m. On the back of the shirt it should say:
Don't make me pick up the phone.
You know how to email.
You aren't Lindsey Graham.
*Cheerios yellow, Wheaties orange, Frosted Flakes blue
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