Soft on bathroom tissue

Cruz calls Trump "soft on bathroom issue"

No, it wasn't Mr. Whipple!  Creepy Ted (video) is the blaster, ranting about Trump in the little girl's restroom. Sociopath Trump is the blastee. Charmin is the issue.

Top to bottom:

• Dear Gilda as Emily Litella
• The Dallas Morning News Opinion blog
• Mr. Whipple

Planks in the outhouse party platform:

•  Never buy store brand unless you need sandpaper
•  Stockpile at least 24 rolls and 2 cases of beer  in case of blizzards
•  Flush twice. Omaha needs the water.  
•  "Three squares are plenty for most jobs."--Fritzi

This is not the election to shrug and say, "Never mind." Don't sit it out.

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