|Cruz calls Trump "soft on bathroom issue"|
Top to bottom:
Planks in the outhouse party platform:
- Never buy store brand unless you need sandpaper
- Stockpile at least 24 rolls and 2 cases of beer in case of blizzards
- Flush twice. Omaha needs the water.
- "Three squares are plenty for most jobs."--Fritzi
This is not the election to shrug and say, "Never mind." Don't sit it out.
© 2013-2016 Nancy L. Ruder